"I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a personal level so I'm not too good!"

"I was too thick. Rubbish at exams.
Fat tears of boredom rolling sploshing down on the desk in front of me.
I couldn't stand the place.
Hated all of the subjects.
Eight years of Gaelic.
I don't remember a word.
Terrible, terrible books about 300-year-old women living on farms, who only have one potato and have to milk it every morning.
Oh! And I did a bit of drama.
You know - pretending to be a jacket. That sort of thing."

"Arsey is a very good description. I think I might put it on my tombstone."

These are all Dylan Moran quotes and i think they describe me and my points of view better than i can.
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